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If you don’t care where you are you’ll never be lost

Your helpful criticism is much appreciated, fuck you very much

Genius knows it’s limits, stupidity knows no bounds

ANY FOOL CAN BE NORMAL

The difference between fiction and reality is fiction has to make sense

Absence of proof is not proof of absence

Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity A. Einstein

Don’t show all your ignorance at once

It’s better to be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt

PHYSICAL ABUSE CAN BE YOURS FOR THE ASKING

Insults are just one my services

I know not what course others may take, but as for me give me Librium or give me Meth

Never take part in a massacre

Never kill well connected people

When in danger or in doubt, run in circles scream and shout

You have the right to remain silent, use it

Mentally ill for your amusement

Beauty is skin deep, ugly goes to the bone

Divorced, can’t breed in captivity

If you’re bored ya wanna be stroked

The party’s not over till the police arrive

I’ve upped my standards so up yours

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done

I think, therefore you’re outclassed

It’s better to die on your feet than live on your knees

The weak shall not inherit

Hated by most, loved by one

Guns kill people like a knife and fork make you fat

A rational voice in a sea of bullshit

I took the road less traveled, not where the fuck am I?

I’m tired of being a street tramp, pick me up

Don’t sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff

DISTURB THE PEACE

The adventure is in the uncertainty of the outcome

Support your local police, be a snitch

I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure

It doesn’t matter where you are, it’s where you’re going

I saw your mother on the Internet

If you can’t understand on your own, no explanation is possible

Living well is the best revenge

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence

Not all who wander are lost

The secret to success is hiding your failures

Whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger

Force is legitimate where gentleness avails not

Actions lie louder than words

To be a hero you must know when to die

He who knows little quickly tells it

I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it any more

False Evidence Appearing Real (FEAR down)

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds A. Einstein

Friends don’t let friends vote Republican

Rehab is for quitters

Live like you’ll never die,
Love like you’ve never been hurt,
Dance like nobody is watching.

DO UNTO OTHERS